Dreams

Now I don't remember my dreams very often and I don't know if you do but all of a sudden in the middle of the day I remembered a part of my dream that I had last night. And disturbing as it was, this is a pretty neat thing to happen to me. I don't remember the last time I could remember my dreams and when I do they are usually pretty stupid. For example I would fail a test or something. Boring...that happens in real life too. This time it was pretty unreal. So here is how it went...
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I walk downstairs into my kitchen at home. It is around noon time and for some reason my mouth hurts. So I see my parents and open my mouth to complain when my teeth all fall out in a bloody mess onto the table. Everyone was seemingly unperturbed by this event (though I was pretty freaked out) so I pick up my teeth. For some reason they were connected in groups, for example my front two teeth were connected. They also didn't have the roots that teeth have in real life. It was just a flat plate. I take a good look at my teeth and then proceed to insert them back into my mouth. It felt really weird. I can still feel it now. Something along the lines of pushing a plate into gum but it being both numb and painful at the same time. After I put them in I think the dream ended and I woke up...
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Then I think I went back to sleep.

I dunno if any of you have like wild dreams or remember them very often anymore but I thought it was pretty interesting.

Moral: Don't loose your teeth out of your mouth or you will experience a feeling of numbness mixed with inserting a plate into gum and pain.

KhaosNoodle

So today marks the beginning of our food blog. Jer and I have been trying to put this together for a while now. It has started and well we haven't written anything yet but you can expect to see stuff happening soon enough. Well I am happy to announce the birth of khaosnoodle.wordpress.com. If you have any food you want to talk about go visit!

Moral: go visit our food blog!

People are retarded

I dunno why this decided to piss me off so much...maybe I had just finished doing laundry and wanted to just sit for a while. Nope! No rest for the weary. Instead it was time for a fire drill. OK normally I would be like screw this nonsense its time to just lock myself in my room. But then there was that email sent out by the school that was like don't stay in your room we are going to randomly inspect shit and you will get diciplinarily rocked if we catch you. And lets face it what floor are they gonna open rooms on? They aren't going to hike up to like 10 they are gonna check on three. Oh wait I live there.

So I got my tired behind up and got all my things wallet cell etc. And left. On the way down amidst this loud ass blaring this chick was like...whoops I think I set off the fire alarm on floor 4 while she was holding her bowl of food. They checked the lights and what did we find? She did. She was all super happy and like laughing with her friends. Meanwhile I was pretty pissed and was really contemplating setting her life and perspective straight. It would be along the lines of: Yo, Im going to be all the way real with you here. Setting stuff on fire isn't funny or cute. IN FACT you aren't cute either. You are obviously stupid as fuck. You are in fucking college learn how to NOT set shit on fire. Its not like 2 pm on sunday you are drunk as hell and do stuff you don't remember. I dunno about your carefree ass life but I have things to do and you are wasting my damn time. Instead I walked around campus. At least it was nice out.

Moral: DON'T MOTHERFUCKING SET SHIT ON FIRE....AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT.