Not much to say here. Im on spring break and have been studying for my CC midterm. Also I did a probability problem set. Yup.
However I was talking with a friend of mine about why female mantises eat the male ones after or during mating. and came across this yahoo question. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081004121427AA8HFwJ
If you look at the link you see that she poses the question and chooses the best answer. The answer sucks. Then scroll down to the first answer after that. Admire how it is infinitely better. OK thats all I really had to say.
Moral: Don't as questions if you don't want answers
ANSWER FAIL
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Spring Break will have begun by the end of today (Pretty Much)
So I don't have much time to post now as two midterms are coming up but I'm really awake right now and I hope I do well. In fact I'm so awake that my brain was like "WHATS GOOD SON?!" and nobody answered because a) I'm not telepathic and b) they were all asleep. -.-" Ill finish later today
OK so its actually the next day but I'm done until CC on the wednesday when we come back. Great success. Overall pretty tired. I dunno if anyone else is doing anything but I don't think I will be. I think I am going to buy tickets for Europe and have a phone interview on Monday but...other than that its time to rest and maybe do well on CC to make up for possible loss on both Econ midterms. I like Statistics a lot more than Econ. :/
I'm pretty sure there was a point to the post and I had something I wanted to say originally but I totally forgot by now. I am looking forward to dinner with the Vicky and Anna then gonna head on home! Rest Relaxation and Review.
Moral: Don't put off finishing your posts and at least if you do put a note in your draft about what you are going to write
Also I really want to get the white polka dotted Jordan Lows...opinions?
http://sneakernews.com/2009/03/12/air-jordan-1-polka-dot-pack/
:D
OK so its actually the next day but I'm done until CC on the wednesday when we come back. Great success. Overall pretty tired. I dunno if anyone else is doing anything but I don't think I will be. I think I am going to buy tickets for Europe and have a phone interview on Monday but...other than that its time to rest and maybe do well on CC to make up for possible loss on both Econ midterms. I like Statistics a lot more than Econ. :/
I'm pretty sure there was a point to the post and I had something I wanted to say originally but I totally forgot by now. I am looking forward to dinner with the Vicky and Anna then gonna head on home! Rest Relaxation and Review.
Moral: Don't put off finishing your posts and at least if you do put a note in your draft about what you are going to write
Also I really want to get the white polka dotted Jordan Lows...opinions?
http://sneakernews.com/2009/03/12/air-jordan-1-polka-dot-pack/
:D
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Hidden Camera
You know how there are times when really cool/funny/unique/whatever things happen and you say to yourself: Damn I wish I had my camera/camcorder. (Well now you can! for only 5 payments of ... sorry I kinda felt that's what it sounded like) Or sometimes you have a camera but you don't have it out and it was only like a few second event?
Well that happened to me today. I mean it happens a lot. For example when I was coming back from Port Authority this past weekend, there was this man and his kid on the subway. The man was sitting with his arm around the kid and they were both sleeping. But they weren't just sleeping, both of them had their heads back and mouths wide open. I really wanted to take a picture of it. It was really cute. On the other side of the spectrum, today I witnessed a pretty epic fail.
So I was walking back from chipotle (obviously) and as I was crossing the street I saw this guy sitting in his van. I guess he had something in his mouth that he didn't want because he tried to spit out of his window. Now I know that when your vehicle is moving and you spit, sometimes the wind will make it come back at the vehicle. So instead it ends up on your car. Or sometimes you try and spit and it doesn't have enough force and it lands on your door or window or something. There are loads of possibilities. But for this guy. He is parked on the side and he attempts to spit and not only does it not hit the ground OR his car, it sorta just dribbles onto his shoulder. So there is this white line on his shoulder. Then he decides to be more fail. He brushes off his shoulder with his hand. So now he has this whatever on his shoulder and on his hand. Luckily for him he pulls out a napkin and starts to alleviate the situation. I know sometimes in my car I didn't have tissues and stuff.
But let us recall what happened. Man sitting in an unmoving vehicle fails to remove something from his mouth...without getting it on his shoulder. I don't think anything from my mouth has ever arrived on my shoulder before. Then he decides to use a body part of his to wipe it only to find out that thats no good. Of course this may not be funny to you at all but I think it would have been if you were able to see it...if only I had my camera. :/
The moral this time is: a) have a camera on and ready at all times b) If a picture is worth 1000 words and a video is thousands of pictures, I didn't write nearly enough to portray how fail this man was.
Well that happened to me today. I mean it happens a lot. For example when I was coming back from Port Authority this past weekend, there was this man and his kid on the subway. The man was sitting with his arm around the kid and they were both sleeping. But they weren't just sleeping, both of them had their heads back and mouths wide open. I really wanted to take a picture of it. It was really cute. On the other side of the spectrum, today I witnessed a pretty epic fail.
So I was walking back from chipotle (obviously) and as I was crossing the street I saw this guy sitting in his van. I guess he had something in his mouth that he didn't want because he tried to spit out of his window. Now I know that when your vehicle is moving and you spit, sometimes the wind will make it come back at the vehicle. So instead it ends up on your car. Or sometimes you try and spit and it doesn't have enough force and it lands on your door or window or something. There are loads of possibilities. But for this guy. He is parked on the side and he attempts to spit and not only does it not hit the ground OR his car, it sorta just dribbles onto his shoulder. So there is this white line on his shoulder. Then he decides to be more fail. He brushes off his shoulder with his hand. So now he has this whatever on his shoulder and on his hand. Luckily for him he pulls out a napkin and starts to alleviate the situation. I know sometimes in my car I didn't have tissues and stuff.
But let us recall what happened. Man sitting in an unmoving vehicle fails to remove something from his mouth...without getting it on his shoulder. I don't think anything from my mouth has ever arrived on my shoulder before. Then he decides to use a body part of his to wipe it only to find out that thats no good. Of course this may not be funny to you at all but I think it would have been if you were able to see it...if only I had my camera. :/
The moral this time is: a) have a camera on and ready at all times b) If a picture is worth 1000 words and a video is thousands of pictures, I didn't write nearly enough to portray how fail this man was.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Quick Post about friends
Well I haven't posted in a while because I have been mad busy. There are many things that have happened in my life since the last post. Of course now I don't think I can recall them . I am going to europe this summer though. That is going to be awesome. Housing remains as confusing as ever. There is a reason for this post today. In fact the post has more than one purpose.
First I wanted to have somewhere where I could remember something I wrote. Of course this may be cocky but I gave some advice that I thought of on the spot and I kinda want to remember it in case I am feeling down.
no use in sulking though
(11:30:28 PM) jlz0813: that is true
(11:30:32 PM) jlz0813: just gotta get the work done
(11:30:49 PM) plazmanrg: yup
(11:30:54 PM) plazmanrg: bounce back
(11:30:55 PM) plazmanrg: and recover
(11:31:00 PM) plazmanrg: we are still young
(11:32:15 PM) jlz0813: haha we're approaching oldness pretty quickly
(11:32:27 PM) plazmanrg: hey
(11:32:38 PM) plazmanrg: we are growing the same rate we have been
(11:32:43 PM) plazmanrg: a second is still a second
(11:32:50 PM) plazmanrg: just depends on what you do with it
(11:32:52 PM) plazmanrg: :D
(11:33:28 PM) plazmanrg: while a child's second could be just chasing a butterfly and ours may be doing a pset an adults may be providing for the family
(11:33:32 PM) plazmanrg: its all the same
(11:33:36 PM) plazmanrg: just seize the moment
I will use this when I am feeling like I have no time. I have the same amount of time as I did when I was younger and will have the same time when I'm older. I chose what to do. Don't waste it and everything will be better.
Also I want to remember what my dad said to me this past weekend.
As a business man I feel that this is pretty important (to me anyways).
Money is not everything, but without money you are nothing.
Of course this is a little more dramatic than necessary but I feel it captures the truth.
The second purpose of this post is mainly to ask a question.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7920434.stm
This article says something about friends. How many is average, how many good friends, how many you can confide in? What do you think?
What makes a good friend? How many do you think is appropriate. This is interesting to me. I know vicky and I and Julie and I (I didn't know how to say that without it seeming like vicky and julie also talked about it together) talked extensively on the subject. What do you think?
The moral this time is: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7913552.stm which means.... CHEER UP be happy and be healthy. Otherwise you will be upset and you will then be unhealthy and be more upset. Then your whole life will suck.
First I wanted to have somewhere where I could remember something I wrote. Of course this may be cocky but I gave some advice that I thought of on the spot and I kinda want to remember it in case I am feeling down.
no use in sulking though
(11:30:28 PM) jlz0813: that is true
(11:30:32 PM) jlz0813: just gotta get the work done
(11:30:49 PM) plazmanrg: yup
(11:30:54 PM) plazmanrg: bounce back
(11:30:55 PM) plazmanrg: and recover
(11:31:00 PM) plazmanrg: we are still young
(11:32:15 PM) jlz0813: haha we're approaching oldness pretty quickly
(11:32:27 PM) plazmanrg: hey
(11:32:38 PM) plazmanrg: we are growing the same rate we have been
(11:32:43 PM) plazmanrg: a second is still a second
(11:32:50 PM) plazmanrg: just depends on what you do with it
(11:32:52 PM) plazmanrg: :D
(11:33:28 PM) plazmanrg: while a child's second could be just chasing a butterfly and ours may be doing a pset an adults may be providing for the family
(11:33:32 PM) plazmanrg: its all the same
(11:33:36 PM) plazmanrg: just seize the moment
I will use this when I am feeling like I have no time. I have the same amount of time as I did when I was younger and will have the same time when I'm older. I chose what to do. Don't waste it and everything will be better.
Also I want to remember what my dad said to me this past weekend.
As a business man I feel that this is pretty important (to me anyways).
Money is not everything, but without money you are nothing.
Of course this is a little more dramatic than necessary but I feel it captures the truth.
The second purpose of this post is mainly to ask a question.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7920434.stm
This article says something about friends. How many is average, how many good friends, how many you can confide in? What do you think?
What makes a good friend? How many do you think is appropriate. This is interesting to me. I know vicky and I and Julie and I (I didn't know how to say that without it seeming like vicky and julie also talked about it together) talked extensively on the subject. What do you think?
The moral this time is: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7913552.stm which means.... CHEER UP be happy and be healthy. Otherwise you will be upset and you will then be unhealthy and be more upset. Then your whole life will suck.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Dreams
Now I don't remember my dreams very often and I don't know if you do but all of a sudden in the middle of the day I remembered a part of my dream that I had last night. And disturbing as it was, this is a pretty neat thing to happen to me. I don't remember the last time I could remember my dreams and when I do they are usually pretty stupid. For example I would fail a test or something. Boring...that happens in real life too. This time it was pretty unreal. So here is how it went...
~~
I walk downstairs into my kitchen at home. It is around noon time and for some reason my mouth hurts. So I see my parents and open my mouth to complain when my teeth all fall out in a bloody mess onto the table. Everyone was seemingly unperturbed by this event (though I was pretty freaked out) so I pick up my teeth. For some reason they were connected in groups, for example my front two teeth were connected. They also didn't have the roots that teeth have in real life. It was just a flat plate. I take a good look at my teeth and then proceed to insert them back into my mouth. It felt really weird. I can still feel it now. Something along the lines of pushing a plate into gum but it being both numb and painful at the same time. After I put them in I think the dream ended and I woke up...
~~
Then I think I went back to sleep.
I dunno if any of you have like wild dreams or remember them very often anymore but I thought it was pretty interesting.
Moral: Don't loose your teeth out of your mouth or you will experience a feeling of numbness mixed with inserting a plate into gum and pain.
~~
I walk downstairs into my kitchen at home. It is around noon time and for some reason my mouth hurts. So I see my parents and open my mouth to complain when my teeth all fall out in a bloody mess onto the table. Everyone was seemingly unperturbed by this event (though I was pretty freaked out) so I pick up my teeth. For some reason they were connected in groups, for example my front two teeth were connected. They also didn't have the roots that teeth have in real life. It was just a flat plate. I take a good look at my teeth and then proceed to insert them back into my mouth. It felt really weird. I can still feel it now. Something along the lines of pushing a plate into gum but it being both numb and painful at the same time. After I put them in I think the dream ended and I woke up...
~~
Then I think I went back to sleep.
I dunno if any of you have like wild dreams or remember them very often anymore but I thought it was pretty interesting.
Moral: Don't loose your teeth out of your mouth or you will experience a feeling of numbness mixed with inserting a plate into gum and pain.
Monday, February 9, 2009
KhaosNoodle
So today marks the beginning of our food blog. Jer and I have been trying to put this together for a while now. It has started and well we haven't written anything yet but you can expect to see stuff happening soon enough. Well I am happy to announce the birth of khaosnoodle.wordpress.com. If you have any food you want to talk about go visit!
Moral: go visit our food blog!
Moral: go visit our food blog!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
People are retarded
I dunno why this decided to piss me off so much...maybe I had just finished doing laundry and wanted to just sit for a while. Nope! No rest for the weary. Instead it was time for a fire drill. OK normally I would be like screw this nonsense its time to just lock myself in my room. But then there was that email sent out by the school that was like don't stay in your room we are going to randomly inspect shit and you will get diciplinarily rocked if we catch you. And lets face it what floor are they gonna open rooms on? They aren't going to hike up to like 10 they are gonna check on three. Oh wait I live there.
So I got my tired behind up and got all my things wallet cell etc. And left. On the way down amidst this loud ass blaring this chick was like...whoops I think I set off the fire alarm on floor 4 while she was holding her bowl of food. They checked the lights and what did we find? She did. She was all super happy and like laughing with her friends. Meanwhile I was pretty pissed and was really contemplating setting her life and perspective straight. It would be along the lines of: Yo, Im going to be all the way real with you here. Setting stuff on fire isn't funny or cute. IN FACT you aren't cute either. You are obviously stupid as fuck. You are in fucking college learn how to NOT set shit on fire. Its not like 2 pm on sunday you are drunk as hell and do stuff you don't remember. I dunno about your carefree ass life but I have things to do and you are wasting my damn time. Instead I walked around campus. At least it was nice out.
Moral: DON'T MOTHERFUCKING SET SHIT ON FIRE....AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT.
So I got my tired behind up and got all my things wallet cell etc. And left. On the way down amidst this loud ass blaring this chick was like...whoops I think I set off the fire alarm on floor 4 while she was holding her bowl of food. They checked the lights and what did we find? She did. She was all super happy and like laughing with her friends. Meanwhile I was pretty pissed and was really contemplating setting her life and perspective straight. It would be along the lines of: Yo, Im going to be all the way real with you here. Setting stuff on fire isn't funny or cute. IN FACT you aren't cute either. You are obviously stupid as fuck. You are in fucking college learn how to NOT set shit on fire. Its not like 2 pm on sunday you are drunk as hell and do stuff you don't remember. I dunno about your carefree ass life but I have things to do and you are wasting my damn time. Instead I walked around campus. At least it was nice out.
Moral: DON'T MOTHERFUCKING SET SHIT ON FIRE....AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT.
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