Sunday, February 1, 2009

People are retarded

I dunno why this decided to piss me off so much...maybe I had just finished doing laundry and wanted to just sit for a while. Nope! No rest for the weary. Instead it was time for a fire drill. OK normally I would be like screw this nonsense its time to just lock myself in my room. But then there was that email sent out by the school that was like don't stay in your room we are going to randomly inspect shit and you will get diciplinarily rocked if we catch you. And lets face it what floor are they gonna open rooms on? They aren't going to hike up to like 10 they are gonna check on three. Oh wait I live there.

So I got my tired behind up and got all my things wallet cell etc. And left. On the way down amidst this loud ass blaring this chick was like...whoops I think I set off the fire alarm on floor 4 while she was holding her bowl of food. They checked the lights and what did we find? She did. She was all super happy and like laughing with her friends. Meanwhile I was pretty pissed and was really contemplating setting her life and perspective straight. It would be along the lines of: Yo, Im going to be all the way real with you here. Setting stuff on fire isn't funny or cute. IN FACT you aren't cute either. You are obviously stupid as fuck. You are in fucking college learn how to NOT set shit on fire. Its not like 2 pm on sunday you are drunk as hell and do stuff you don't remember. I dunno about your carefree ass life but I have things to do and you are wasting my damn time. Instead I walked around campus. At least it was nice out.

Moral: DON'T MOTHERFUCKING SET SHIT ON FIRE....AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT.

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